FUNNY BUT TRUE NIGERIA FACT :
1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat.
2. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a
button that says "incomplete''?
3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk
in the exam room when the question clearly
said"Discuss''
4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips.
5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will
stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.
6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.
7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).
8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man.
9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please
return that key holder
10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will?
Guys shey I Lie?
1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat.
2. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a
button that says "incomplete''?
3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk
in the exam room when the question clearly
said"Discuss''
4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips.
5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will
stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.
6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.
7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).
8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man.
9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please
return that key holder
10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will?
Guys shey I Lie?
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