These ones will collect your ticket and ask the
attendant to reprint it the moment they see your
winnings
2. The Questionnaires
The ones who will ask you if you think Chelsea will handicap Hull City or otherwise
3. Almost Won Ticket Keepers
The ones who always keep their "Almost won
tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl*
4. The Boasters
The ones who will boast as if they are the ones who will play the match.
These people can even swear with their lives e.g if Madrid no beat Celta Vigo, make I no prosper for life
5. History Tellers
The ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100, 000 yesterday, if not for Barcelona who bleeped them up
6. The Advisers
The ones who will advise you on the right thing to do. They claim they know in and out of football.. For example, chairman abeg no give Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo, otherwise na dem go spoil ur ticket
7. Toilet Roll Players
I call these people greedy dudes, they will
accumulate up to 28 matches because they want
their standard of living to change
8. The Admirers
The ones who are there to collect your ticket and
check it. After checking, they will tell you that " bros I swear dis ur ticket make sense die, e be like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say dem reprint am **
9. The Confused Niqqas
The ones who are confused cos little do they know about football, Just a little persuasion or
discouragement will do the magic will put them in doubt. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win against Barca and dey won't hesitate
10. The High Self Esteemers
These people will not want to be on the queue cos they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above..
They make every other person look like they are
jobless and have got time to waste. They will just go straight to the attendant and give their games to him
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